title: the listening
note 1: is it confusing? GOOD. ahem. just kidding.
note 2: this got out of hand. it was not supposed to be sad at all. it was actually meant to prelude some crack. sigh.
warnings: ooc if you're anal; giving sakura's parents some names; giving sakura a history; essentially... blasphemy!
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title: the cheesy, fluffy romance that never happened but totally should’ve
author: ohwhatsherface
warning: disgusting amount of fluff; non-massacre AU because I wanted one that was SasuSaku :D
note: I stole my prompts from 1sentence; this is just an excuse to write SasuSaku in their younger teens without the tragedy that is canon; FINALLY FINISHED  ( Read more... )

title: the name game
note: this is really old and shall remain incomplete because canon killed it. D: oh, and now it is probably ooc. sigh.
disclaimer: pft. i do not own naruto.
summary: kushina lied first so... yeah. not my fault.

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title:
note: so if you replace the characters with their respective spawns it'll read exactly the same. sigh. and apparently i wrote this last summer and abandoned it. huh.
disclaimer: me no own
summary: "isn't she like... you cousin?" BITCH STFU.
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title: get out of my life
author: ohwhatsherface
fandom: Naruto
pairing: TOTALLY PERIPHERAL Uchiha Sasuke/Haruno Sakura
rating:  K+
prompt: travel
word count: 471
disclaimer: I do not own Naruto
summary: (AU) Mikoto has planned an Uchiha Family Vacation. Balls.

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title: boys and girls
author: ohwhatsherface
fandom: Naruto
pairing: Uchiha Sasuke/Haruno Sakura
rating: T
prompt: #dilemma
word count: 369
disclaimer: I do not own Naruto
summary: Sasuke reveals a big secret and... nobody seems to care. What?

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